OK, ladies, it’s your decision to have cosmetic surgery or not.  I happen to be a fan of it, in moderation, of course.  But, seriously, do you really need to “expand” to size Quadruple Q ???  Take, for example, reality “star” Heidi Montag, and her recent, um, revisions.  Those things look like they could hurt someone!!  Why oh why did she feel necessary to increase her cup size to bucket size?  Now I’m an extremely blessed woman myself; in fact, a little more blessed than I’d like to be, so I know that being large up top can hinder the most common daily activities.

I suppose we live in a world that glorifies the female anatomy, and that most men take the side of bigger being better when it comes to their wives/girlfriends in terms of top measurements, but there are actually many challenges that go along with being huge-breasted.  First of all, when I do most types of exercise, I have to wear two to three sports bras.  Talk about frustrating!  Also, I can’t wear normal button-up shirts like most women.  On me, they just don’t button any higher than my midsection.  And don’t even get me started about swimsuit shopping.  Ugh.  I have to purchase a top much larger than a bottom, and that’s not easy to do in a tasteful one-piece (which is what a 40-something should probably be wearing by this time).  I end up paying a lot more than I want to, because I have to shop at the most expensive specialty shops, just so that I can hit the beach in something other than a t-shirt and board shorts!

Heidi Montag and other celebrities purchase big lady lumps to get more attention.  In my case, I’m often dismayed by the fact that most men (and some women!) don’t seem to notice anything other than what’s a few inches below my face.  That’s why I’m opting to reduce my “girls.”  Not only will it ease the pain in my back, neck, and shoulders, but maybe I’ll be able to enjoy shopping more, and be able to wear more of the things I want to wear.  Oh, and maybe, just maybe people will notice what color my eyes are for a change!  Seriously.